The Nubite Super Destroyer Titan of Super Doom is the bestest ship in the universe. It was made over 50000000000000000 trillion years and is immune to plasma, particle beams, missiles, bullets, and pretty much anything even anti-matter and stange matter thanks to its Scurbium (pure jesus flesh) alloy armor that is known for being super light and impossible to break in any circumstance remotely possible or permitable by the laws of physics and their sub la3ws of physics in other universes, which it cna travel in. It even has a special magic property that prevents it from being harmed by dark energy and space fluctations and comes with an anti-gravity generator of awesome that can even stop black holes and wormholes from entering the ship or cause them to randomally appear so it can travel universes.
The ship is 500,000 miles long and 50,000 miles wide and tall with 200 million gauss cannons, 100 million plasma railguns, 500,000 anti-matter beams, 50,000 strnage matter beams, 100,000 death beams, 100,000 super light magic beams, 50,000 nuke machine guns, 10,000 nova machine guns and 10 death star guyns that shoot death stars that shoot planets into nothing. But its main weapons is a epic gun that can travel through time and space and hit anywhere in the universe with 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 megasuperzettagigatons of force. This gun can also fire 200,000,000,000,000,000 times per second cause its awesome and is actually made of the tears of small children.
For counter measures it has the magic super barrier that blocks everything reguardless of what ti is, you lose. period. 100,000 ion thrusters that make it go super fast, 100 mothership bays, and a coffee machine that also makes tea and generates improbability.
Its also the smallest ship the Nubites ever built so they have 9001 billions of them.
Also it will destroy anyone who keeps making fun of me and guess what? This ship is balanced because it can't play the banjo so shut up.